All the 'I's together

I am too lazy to carry a helmet and so I ride bare head 

I feel too lazy to put on a seat belt so I just drive away

I feel too boring waiting on a signal, so I break it and find a way 

Well you know it's easy, I don't like rules so I live my way!!

I know I am supposed to pay the tax and be loyal

But then cheating tax is more fun than savings, get a trail!

I know I shouldn't buy cricket tickets in black

But "chalta Hai Yar" no one gives a damn!

I steal headsets from Tejas express, I write ugly things on walls of buses

I stop on road side to pee while driving and never have I bothered about it more or less

I like breaking queues, and getting my things done faster

My toddler is watching me do this and guess who's the next master?

I am on Facebook, l use it actively but have lesser real friends, 

So I find random girl's profile and spam her with shittiest message I can ever make

I went to the area where shilpi lives, we planned to study together

I asked an aunty to find her address and then she took me along her.

I don't know what happened amidst the time; I was pushed and locked in a house

Now I am somewhere trafficked in a dessert dealing with unknowns of the owls!

I married a women who helped me in my fields, she bore happily all the scars

But I hit her, wound her in anger, as she protested against my favorite wine bar

I became Uncle. My big brother got a daughter, white as dove was she.

Slowly after months she crawled then chirped with cheeks all blushy,

And then one day she hopped to her uncle's lap as to climb a tower,

But my lust wondered how it feels to crush such a fresh and innocent flower.

I wear saree and my friend wears burkha, because it's said by our men.

They think it keeps our culture alive and as wearing jeans is a bad omen.

I and my boss went for "chai", he offered me first "sutta", he said its cool.

Last month he detected lung cancer. I still smoke..no no I ain't a fool. 

I own huge properties in country, that unbeaten lawyer is my friend

I wanted to fit my cash during demonetization

My friend helped me, now I am holidaying in England!

I and friends gather at old tree even today at our 50s for talks and laughter

The hut near the tree is all new where lives the family of a Potter.

He has a teen daughter, who helps him in pot making,

But we plot to abduct and molest her and feel like a conqueror king.

I protested against unemployment, I faked a pakoda stall,

Lest I remember, I was rejected due to lack of skills from all the interview calls

I want some temple, some mosque and some church.

I publish how great is my value and culture

I make sure my God is present in all of the world parts

Such 'I's usually forget to check their hearts

I protest on roads for strengthening my reservation, burn tires and gasket

My dad is an officer, owns a Mansion in Worli, but my strength is still my caste certificate.

Some really deserve the reservation I get, but that's not my worry,

I want things to come easy at me, even my bread, butter and curry!

I am angered by mis-happenings; I feel my country is bad

I write blogs, posts and poems, just like this one I had.

I feel it's good to go abroad; I speak this often to my friend

But if Amir doesn't even says so, I sulk and call it a publicity trend

I am so confused, I keep watching news

I don’t understand what’s right and wrong

I don’t know who is worth, whom should I vote

As all sing the same diplomatic song.

It all starts small, and then it gets bigger, like a snow ball,

Better we unite sooner; we never know which is a last call…